Pringles and Tennis Balls

I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid back company, so they just said "fuck it, cut em up!"

Mitch Hedberg

Why couldn't the fish get into college?

Because his grades were below C level!

Where does a turtle go when its raining?

A shell-ter!

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved!

Why was the math book depressed?

It had a lot of problems.

What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

Where does a king keep his armies?

Up his sleevies.